Returning like the Jedi
That's what I said, aye
I've been practicing this rhyming so hard I've got a red eye

I just stole all your hoes and snacks
Come at me mate and I'll begin with the smacks
You best off just running away, ya gay
And like rain, come back another day

But that's the weather, and weather you got the tether
My rhymes are rough and tough like leather
I'm sure I've heard that line said by Raekwon
But through stealing lines I'm sure I'm allowed to rake one

Anyways forgot the Wu Tang, here comes the ginger ninja
Using my hair to burn you to a cinder
You may turn into a winger
But that's just a way to cringe ya

EEEEEEDY, DA BEAT MAAAAKER
HE IS THE BEST AT EVERYTHING
EEEEEEDY, WILL MAKE YAAAAAA
A BEAT, AND THEN YOU WILL SIIIIIING

Uh-huh, I weant there
Where? I dunno, a please called there, apprently
My name is Eddy

I'm so clever, I rhymed things with e

holy moly tiler wiley, roley poly, silly billy
When my hairs here it's never chilly
Even though my rhymes are so damn cold
I make sure to type them in italics and bold

Because even my letters wanna be noticed
I'm as crazy as an instrumental by flying lotus
So once again, my rhyming's up
Is it up, is it really really really really up?

Yup.

EEEEEEDY, DA BEAT MAAAAKER
HE IS THE BEST AT EVERYTHING
EEEEEEDY, WILL MAKE YAAAAAA
A BEAT, AND THEN YOU WILL SIIIIIING