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Beatz 'n Treatz

by Da Beat Maker

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Young man, 18, home town, Sunderland Living. In his. Own special. Wonderland. About to go up a new level on your candy asses, or I say sweets Eddy, Da Beat Maker, Album, BEATS N TREATS Rapping about what's happening in the head of Ed Making all his songs and beats in the work shed HAMMER TIME! BAM BAM BAM, there's another hit A hit to get into the charts of the top 40 shit! Bad production, can't flow and a lo-fi sound Will Eddy make it out of the underground? Come on, we can do it, come on we can do this Come on we can do it, come, come on we can do this Got going on a rather stale hook But honestly, I don't give a- Look! Over there! What do I see? A silly billy trying to compete with me? Don't bother dude, you know you'll probably win Please just don't chuck me with my album in the rubbish bin Sick of being in here, it smells really bad I'm a disgrace to both my mom and dad It makes me sad, I wish me name was Chad I'm just a fail-at-life, but hopeful lad! Come on, we can do it, come on we can do this Come on we can do it, come, come on we can do this I'm probably the whitest rapper around Apologise for that, as well as this awful sound Come on, we can do it, come on we can do this Come on we can do it, come, come on we can do this... Do what? Ya mar! Hoooooooooo
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Beatz 01:12
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Craxy Dude 01:03
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yo yoy yo 00:11
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Once again I'm back like my trapezius I'm far better at the raps then Yeezy (cuz) I flows the best I knows the most I beat the rest With all me hoes Howdy ho there, nice to meet ya You should thank me for bothering to greet ya On this well sick beat, aint it a treat? (ya!) You spell my name E-D-D-Y It's the right way of spelling it, don't deny Some spell my name E-D-D-I-E But that's just a load of S-H-I-T! Darn tooting, time to start the booting You got nooting, I'm recruiting my homies Like a ninja I'll be looting, but you won't even know me With this hard going beat, ya best be ready 'cos I'm coming, it's me, it's you it's me, it's eddy! The meanest, the fiendest, but oh so handsome You better believe it's Eddy Ranson!! You spell that E-D-D-Y It's the right way of spelling it, don't deny Some spell my name E-D-D-I-E But that's just a load of S-H-I-T!
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Ginger Ninja 02:52
Returning like the Jedi That's what I said, aye I've been practicing this rhyming so hard I've got a red eye I just stole all your hoes and snacks Come at me mate and I'll begin with the smacks You best off just running away, ya gay And like rain, come back another day But that's the weather, and weather you got the tether My rhymes are rough and tough like leather I'm sure I've heard that line said by Raekwon But through stealing lines I'm sure I'm allowed to rake one Anyways forgot the Wu Tang, here comes the ginger ninja Using my hair to burn you to a cinder You may turn into a winger But that's just a way to cringe ya EEEEEEDY, DA BEAT MAAAAKER HE IS THE BEST AT EVERYTHING EEEEEEDY, WILL MAKE YAAAAAA A BEAT, AND THEN YOU WILL SIIIIIING Uh-huh, I weant there Where? I dunno, a please called there, apprently My name is Eddy I'm so clever, I rhymed things with e holy moly tiler wiley, roley poly, silly billy When my hairs here it's never chilly Even though my rhymes are so damn cold I make sure to type them in italics and bold Because even my letters wanna be noticed I'm as crazy as an instrumental by flying lotus So once again, my rhyming's up Is it up, is it really really really really up? Yup. EEEEEEDY, DA BEAT MAAAAKER HE IS THE BEST AT EVERYTHING EEEEEEDY, WILL MAKE YAAAAAA A BEAT, AND THEN YOU WILL SIIIIIING
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???? Hey Mr. Asshole, what's your dirty hassle? YourSitting in your castle, judging everyone You're acting like it's chill, when the deal's gettin' ill Why don't you break your face on my head? Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker Tryin' to annoy ya, total paranoia Everything I do is to try to fuck you up Screwdriver drillin', I was such a spasm Drop yourself on the situation, dude! Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker ????? Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
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Well there is something 'bout the quiet, uplifting laughter You've just spent so many years chased by a cloud, oh It's taken you so far, far past the cliff's edge And now your feet just poke around to feel the ground, oh You say "is this a joke?" "Is this a joke"
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Your rhymes are stagnant Mine...........AREN'T!!! Your rhymes are not at all fat Mine.........are that. Beats sporadic Beats erratic Voice fantastic Voice erotic
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Ain't no way I'm giving up. I'm a god.
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Who is 'Da Beat Maker?' Da Beat Maker is Eddy, member of the equally genre-balanced and eclectic The Departed Skeletons. 18 years of age, from Sunderland, UK, Eddy is a young lad finding a rather warped enjoyment of creating music that he doesn't really give two shits about in flow, sound, or the fact the songs may actually be shit. Abandoning the band, for the most part, Da Beat Maker (Eddy) concentrates mostly on Hip-hop. Instrumental beats and relatively obscure hip hop that can range from hardcore to abstract. This is not to say Da Beat Maker is just a…beat maker. He features his own, northern, deep (vocal wise, not deep as in thought-provoking….anything but that) and rather silly vocals and lyrics that flow over similar quirky beats, boops and other funky noises. Comedy Hip-Hop is possibly an agreed summary of this album's sound. We also don't just get hip-hop here, even though the album does flow relatively well in and out, the listener will get many surprises in the genres touched upon Beatz n Treatz…hopefully these will be known as the 'Treatz.'

Da Beat Maker is also joined with Alex (Axel) who is also a member of The Departed Skeletons, appearing on 2 tracks, 'mutherfukker' and 'The Greatest Rap Battle'.

Da Beat Maker wishes to thank his family and friends who have all allowed him to provide a growth in his musical knowledge to be able to perform these musical styles, but thanks himself for not providing a growth to his maturity. He also thanks MF Doom, Rage Against The Machine, Beck, milo, Q Tip, Aphex Twin, Cal Chuchesta, Zappa, Ween, Kanye West and Andy Partridge for providing ideas and such for this project. Can't leave out Based God, of course.

I'd also add that the samples
used in beatz is 'Santa Dog - The Residents + Symphony 5, 1st Movement - Baby Einstein Music box Orchestra.'
mutherfukker is 'Pixies - Hey + You Fuckin' Die, Six Shooter - Queens of the Stoneage, Climbing up the Walls - Radiohead.
Jelly Roll Cherry Drop has 'Cherry oh Baby - Rolling Stones, Jelly Roll Gum Drop - Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention.'
the trippiest man on earth has 'Little River - The Tallest Man on Earth.'
'boohoo very emotional has 'I Am A God - Kanye West.'

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released March 12, 2015

Da Beat Maker - Production, Drums, Programming, Sampling, Keyboard, Synths, vocals, rapping
Axel - vocals, rapping

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