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Young man, 18, home town, Sunderland
Living. In his. Own special. Wonderland.
About to go up a new level on your candy asses, or I say sweets
Eddy, Da Beat Maker, Album, BEATS N TREATS
Rapping about what's happening in the head of Ed
Making all his songs and beats in the work shed
HAMMER TIME! BAM BAM BAM, there's another hit
A hit to get into the charts of the top 40 shit!
Bad production, can't flow and a lo-fi sound
Will Eddy make it out of the underground?
Come on, we can do it, come on we can do this
Come on we can do it, come, come on we can do this
Got going on a rather stale hook
But honestly, I don't give a-
Look! Over there! What do I see?
A silly billy trying to compete with me?
Don't bother dude, you know you'll probably win
Please just don't chuck me with my album in the rubbish bin
Sick of being in here, it smells really bad
I'm a disgrace to both my mom and dad
It makes me sad, I wish me name was Chad
I'm just a fail-at-life, but hopeful lad!
Come on, we can do it, come on we can do this
Come on we can do it, come, come on we can do this
I'm probably the whitest rapper around
Apologise for that, as well as this awful sound
Come on, we can do it, come on we can do this
Come on we can do it, come, come on we can do this...
Do what?
Ya mar! Hoooooooooo
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Beatz
01:12
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Cravin' for a Ravin'
00:49
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Craxy Dude
01:03
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yo yoy yo
00:11
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Once again I'm back like my trapezius
I'm far better at the raps then Yeezy (cuz)
I flows the best
I knows the most
I beat the rest
With all me hoes
Howdy ho there, nice to meet ya
You should thank me for bothering to greet ya
On this well sick beat, aint it a treat? (ya!)
You spell my name E-D-D-Y
It's the right way of spelling it, don't deny
Some spell my name E-D-D-I-E
But that's just a load of S-H-I-T!
Darn tooting, time to start the booting
You got nooting, I'm recruiting my homies
Like a ninja I'll be looting, but you won't even know me
With this hard going beat, ya best be ready
'cos I'm coming, it's me, it's you it's me, it's eddy!
The meanest, the fiendest, but oh so handsome
You better believe it's Eddy Ranson!!
You spell that E-D-D-Y
It's the right way of spelling it, don't deny
Some spell my name E-D-D-I-E
But that's just a load of S-H-I-T!
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Ginger Ninja
02:52
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Returning like the Jedi
That's what I said, aye
I've been practicing this rhyming so hard I've got a red eye
I just stole all your hoes and snacks
Come at me mate and I'll begin with the smacks
You best off just running away, ya gay
And like rain, come back another day
But that's the weather, and weather you got the tether
My rhymes are rough and tough like leather
I'm sure I've heard that line said by Raekwon
But through stealing lines I'm sure I'm allowed to rake one
Anyways forgot the Wu Tang, here comes the ginger ninja
Using my hair to burn you to a cinder
You may turn into a winger
But that's just a way to cringe ya
EEEEEEDY, DA BEAT MAAAAKER
HE IS THE BEST AT EVERYTHING
EEEEEEDY, WILL MAKE YAAAAAA
A BEAT, AND THEN YOU WILL SIIIIIING
Uh-huh, I weant there
Where? I dunno, a please called there, apprently
My name is Eddy
I'm so clever, I rhymed things with e
holy moly tiler wiley, roley poly, silly billy
When my hairs here it's never chilly
Even though my rhymes are so damn cold
I make sure to type them in italics and bold
Because even my letters wanna be noticed
I'm as crazy as an instrumental by flying lotus
So once again, my rhyming's up
Is it up, is it really really really really up?
Yup.
EEEEEEDY, DA BEAT MAAAAKER
HE IS THE BEST AT EVERYTHING
EEEEEEDY, WILL MAKE YAAAAAA
A BEAT, AND THEN YOU WILL SIIIIIING
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Jelly Roll Cherry Drop
02:26
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mutherfukkerr
02:12
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????
Hey Mr. Asshole, what's your dirty hassle?
YourSitting in your castle, judging everyone
You're acting like it's chill, when the deal's gettin' ill
Why don't you break your face on my head?
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Tryin' to annoy ya, total paranoia
Everything I do is to try to fuck you up
Screwdriver drillin', I was such a spasm
Drop yourself on the situation, dude!
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
?????
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
Everyone's out to get you, motherfucker
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Well there is something 'bout the quiet, uplifting laughter
You've just spent so many years chased by a cloud, oh
It's taken you so far, far past the cliff's edge
And now your feet just poke around to feel the ground, oh
You say "is this a joke?"
"Is this a joke"
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Exotic and EroTIC
01:44
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Your rhymes are stagnant
Mine...........AREN'T!!!
Your rhymes are not at all fat
Mine.........are that.
Beats sporadic
Beats erratic
Voice fantastic
Voice erotic
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Old McDonald Had a Rave
01:13
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The Techo Groove
00:59
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Ain't no way I'm giving up. I'm a god.
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